Veni, Vidi, Died
Aaah! Modern day bliss, sinusitis [You can’t smell it when a garbage truck passes by XD]. At times you can’t breathe he at all. But no, this wasn’t why I died. Gotcha! =P...
Hmm. So, a normal day, the alarm crowed, I kicked my sister to the world of awaken people, and got up after Mommie almost choked on her breakfast, shouting at me, to wake me up. Though NOT because it was September.=P
So I took my tennis racquet [Yeah baby, am a player!] and off I went, rushing through the door, running, to save myself from the million dollar worth fine, "Humiliation" by a bad accented guy who calls my best pal a “Potato”, the man himself - Mister Coach Sir. He, again is not a reason why I died [P.S. I never thought I’d ever use the phrase “I died.”].
So there I was running, when a nice dude passed by, my head was kind of tilted while I was checking him out.=D. No, heart attack wasn’t a reason either, QUIT GUESSING! Baah, I tripped... CLAP CLAP! THIS was “The reason” my passing away(?)!
[Yeah I know! Stupid way of dying(!). My “Life” hasn’t been believable either. [With two gender change operations and getting de-spectacled twice, leaving my little sister jealous, having harsh luck with computer printers, falling in love with my married street dogs, etc. etc.]. So why would my “End” be any cliché?]
The bad-bad stone left my head [Note: With great hair.] wide open.. Guess nobody cared to save me, they stayed shocked, kept looking. [I swear I never put chilly powder in nobody’s eyes! =P]. Or maybe they were too surprised to see a brain, that size..
Well as for my yellow tennis racquet, it went to my First-semester-video-production-talent [He’s a nice person! =]].
Yeah a wonderful beginning... A wonderful end ... A "WOW!!!" journey:D [Sorry people whom I kicked in the tummy and forced chilly-grape-sandwiches down their pants.. Live long..].
