Kya aap close-up karte hain??

Namaste India! You’re reading yet another post on Tom n Jerry times and I’m your favorite e-blogger Roo... Its the last day of November and my basic instinct guided my to my own blog so that I be compelled to work in the direction of enlightening this creation of God[or the internet people] known as .... a ‘blogspot’

[and I had to paste my monthly umm well posting, sooo.. go on, its 'EDYUCATIWE'

The world does not have much to discuss about as there are just six billion of us and just five questions like EVER-The five W’s n one H:

What?
Why?
Whom?
Where?
When? and
How?

See! Ooo this reminds me.. There’s more to random discussions than being like ‘totally’ useless.. So taking hint from these five W’s and one H I thought of writing about this beautiful gift of holy Christ called ‘ABBREVIATIONS’. All of us know what it means* and its strange how a single word that saves us from other multiple-big-words is itself so damn big, woohoo three cheers to Mr. Abbreviation![I like believing that some one named it after himself, you know like Einstein’s equation or Gravity.. or was it Newton? Anyways...] So I won’t care enough to pen down[key down?] a long essay, but just a simple test to let you know if you belong to the real world[present ‘scenario’ as debaters like calling it]. So there are ‘n’ number of short forms [where n means SOMEthing] and I would like to write some 50 of them here.You cound how many of these you've ever come across and then see your results.NO CHEATING![ why do i even bother? you can't possibly :D]. Knowing the full form would be appreciable though, but seriously speaking, if you know full forms to all of these, then Heil you! Move on, here they are:

AD	DU	ID	MMS	ROFL
AM	DDLJ	J&K	MSN	SMS
ASAP	ET	K2H2	NDTV	STD
AIEEE	FYI	K3G	NIFT	TC
BC	FIFA	KANK	NIIT	TOI
BCCI	GMT	KBC	NFS	UFP
BBC	UFO	LOL	PTO	UNO
CAT	HT	LMAO	PCO	USA
CBSE	ICCI	MLA	PMT	UK
CNN-IBN	ISD	MP	PM	Y2K

Results: Less than 30: Are you still here?

30-40: You belong to India but you’re a curse to ‘industrialization’

40-45: Good work, I like you. Call me :P

45+ : You’re gorgeous and can handle relationships easily. You are loved because you dedicate time to loved ones. You don’t waste it using FULL FORMS!

50 : You’re a rockstar, leave a comment.

*Abbreviation: n. a shortened form of a word or phrase

A PROOF: The real ventures of life called "Life" begin with Nursery rhymes...

Humpty Dumpty and I sat on a wall... I had a great fall......

It was a hot sunny January morning. Humpty, Dumpty and I were sitting on a 10 ft. high wall. Humpty was humming a romantic tune form a tragic comedy as he was happy in his love life.Dumpty was singing a tragic rap song from a thriller cuz he was dumped by the love of his life...And the day was moving on...

Till date, I don’t really know how, but out of an impulse, I just fell down the wall...the 10 ft. high wall!! I thought it was the end of my life… “God! Thanks for blessing me with this beautiful life! Now that you need me there, I’m all ready to come up to your service..!” I thought. “Good people go early, they say!” and so my time had come. Two minutes and I had not opened my eyes. Slowly I lifted my delicate eyelashes… ” Is this heaven oh! Dear lord...am I one of your precious helpers now?”

I guess the wall was too high; I needed time to come out of that shock. Yes, I was normal again, and I wasn’t dead! But wait I could smell something, not sweet for sure, it was a stinky smell... (Now I was positive I wasn’t dead cuz if THIS is heaven then it sure Stinks!!)

Oh my God!! I had landed in a garbage truck. It took me time to get back to my senses, but till then the truck had moved on. I couldn’t bear that smell. I stopped breathing.30 seconds…..1 minute…two minutes. That’s was it! I couldn’t stand it anymore. I jumped as high as I could, OUT of the truck, and what a high jump it was!! Sure I was out of that crap load.Ah! Fresh air! I was breathing again! “Life is beautiful…..hmmm…..and I AM MOVING???” I was moving forward.Oh wow! I was then standing on the top of a human pyramid. Fifteen people, one bike and ME!! Then something struck my mind... ooo my smart mind...the day was 26th of January! HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY! And these people were practicing for the parade. It felt good...better...best! All was going oh so fine, till the man riding the bike smelled something, something bad (yeah that was me, stinky me!)And then, we all witnessed the Biggest sneeze Ever! So big that it could carry an unbeatable record in my Guinness book of sneeze records, ‘if’ I had any.Anyways, that was one hell of a “spray storm”, and our very own human pyramid of Gaza came all the way down... Once again, I could see St. Peter in front of my eyes… But This time I landed in a manhole...What a great day? From one stinky place to another. Well that’s destiny, as they say it!
Hmm... Them I saw something shiny...and I remembered the good ‘ol sayin –“All that glitters is Gold” Now that’s what god wanted to give my after this hectic or rather say stinky day. Thank you god for loving me so much... I moved towards that shiny thing and I heard some weird noises-“must be the atoms and molecules chattering (Gimme a break! I was stupid!) I moved on...Gold ah! Gold!.....OH MY GOD!!! The manhole monster!! He was huge and ugly and scary and stinky!!! A big loud screech...AAAAAAAAAA!! And that was it, the next thing I know, I’m in his stomach, eeuuu!! All that green blood and everything!

Well by this time you must have known me quite well, I Had to take my revenge!! “You monster! You ate me, now you’ll repent”, I thought. I mingled all his blood capillaries and tied knots in them. Then I intermixed all his intestines-Large intestine, small intestine, and MEDIUM intestine...all of them!! And my final move, his kidneys…I just banged them together!! Another surprise waiting people, the whole place (his big stomach) was full of smoke as I crashed his kidneys together! Then, there she was, the most beautiful, the most amazing, The Kidney Genie!! Yes, she was a kidney Genie (now I know you do not believe me, cuz you are just jealous!) I was facing a blend of emotions, I was happy, scared, amazed, Infactuated and more….

She was beautiful. “I am the kidney genie,” she said, “Your wish is my command master!” (Yeah, that was me...master…) “Your first wish? “Marry me”, I thought, “Get me out of this monster,” I said and poof! I was out in the world again.

“Your second wish?” “Marry me”, I thought, “Get me all clean and fresh,” I said. And poof! I was as clean as the cleanliest man on earth was!

“Your third wish, your last wish?” “Marry me”, I thought, “marry me,” I said………………
And POOF!! I was on the wall, crawling like a lizard, or wait, I Was a lizard! A lizard, yes, but….
I Can explain-
Actually, that pretty kidney genie was from the planet Krypton (well earth does not produce such stuff!!)Anyways,she spoke kryptish language in which “marry me” stands for—“Respected Lady, I will be highly obliged if you convert me into something, an organism that is really creepy, crawls on dirty walls regenerates its tail when cut into pieces and is hated by people around.” That was it! No one is to blame now...Not her, not me, no one...

Well I did not get married to that angel but I Did become a lizard.
All I could say was-“A stinky end to a stinky journey that had a stinky beginning…”

PS:My pal Stinky Boy AIN'T my inspiration for this lethal creation..please don't hang him,he's nice..It was a total "When ur out'a your mind" production
PPS:i DID NOT write it!! Sacchi! uhh......All right, It was me..[:(] Eat me!!

I'm wierd... or not..:D

Hallo people..
I'm glad you're the first ones readin this.. we'll its a dream come true, i've always wanted a blog of my own.I would like to thank my mom,my dad,Maggie,Rishi,Dadaji,Maa.. who're all dozing off write now,giving me time to type stuff[crap till now] here..
So how to begin??hmmm hmmm. hmmmm..
Uh! forget it,lemme take the finest pleasure in introducin myself to u guys-I'm Juhi.
I really wanna tell you some things that make my life.Now since i read HT daily,i'm kinda programmed to mention just five things[courtesy:Take-five,HT City].Don't worry there'll be more in th comin blogs[PS:only if i get fine responses for this one:P]

A) ATTRACTION:This is my favouraite word in english language.It basically moulds my work.Each piece I write[or type:P],well, i want it to be attractive.My thought process HAS to be designed in a way that it gathers attention,positive AND negative.Criticism is truely welcomed cuz it shows that SOMEthing was noticed.Here i clearly mention,my attraction is my mind's mouldings and has not got anything to do wid my "personal" life.I ain't that an attractive person:D

B) RANDOMNESS:One one foot[m kinda bored with using:on one hand,and on the other..blah blah..] i love perfection when it comes to technicalities.But on the other foot,I love randomness in thinking,not mine only,anybody's thinkin for that matter.In other words,i like imperfections in creativity.Something "unacceptable" ..Something "wierd".. Something that results in a "Wat was THAT??".. Not much of people notice this but some of the world's finest creations[ANY field] have a tinge of randomness in their creativity and absolute perfection in their technicality.Talkin about Monalisa.....

C) LAZINESS: Oooo my favourite one.People say i'm wierd/adorable/funny/irritating/cute??/attractive in my own "differerent manner". Well for those who hav'nt till date guessed
1) why do i have such an amazing hairdo?
2) why do i dress up beautifully at times and stupidly at other times,but still manage to look nice?
3) why i am an extremely cheerful person who can afford to smile on her death bed?
4) why i'm the one bullying everyone all the time but have barely any "enemies"?
5) why in the above four points i've talked shamelessly about myself but have also managed at the same time, inviting the reader to read further..
To all of you,the ultimate answer to "understanding Juhi" is the very word "lazy"
I hate combing my hair more than once a day,i hate shopping,i hate "thinking" over situations,i hate giving a damn to people,and i love irritatin people cuz that requires the min. amount of effort.
Its strange how the paragraph explaining the word lazy got stretched so long.lol!

D)FORGETFULLNESS: Ok to be truthful, i actually prepared something else for this "D" place but i forgot..its not something unusual.Well seems fair,the word "bhulakkad" does define me in its own beautiful ways:P

E)LOVE: For people who know me won't believe me, but for people who don't know me will get trapped in my "changul" when i say, I KNOW THE MEANING OF THE FREAKIN WORD!!!! Yea back to normal.. I'm brought up in a manner that i've become extremely inconsiderate towards people,but there are a few blessed souls on this planet whome I truly love..Most of them already know it,for others.....well darlings i'll let you know some wide day that either:
1)I love you; or
2)I'm. in love with you..

Well, thats all about me.. have a wonderful day,thanks for visitin my blog:D send comments.